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14 août 2010

And the new danger for Humanity is...

After the cows, the chicken, the lamb, the pig (feel free to complete the list) we thought we might actually survive for 3 months without any major epidemic coming but imagine what would happen to the pharmaceutical industry. No worldwide danger will...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine, bacteria, disease, epidemy, fear

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24 mai 2010

Chronicle of the Global Recession - Episode 1

A few days ago the known enemy of the free economy Angela Merkel decided a temporary ban on the naked short selling of national debt (click on the picture below to enlarge it)* Now capitalism is dying. Liberalism is expiring. The Reds stand in front of...

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Tags: Angela Merkel, Merkel, Naked short selling, Recession, short selling

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28 mai 2010

Terror attack against the French President

It happened in Beauvais this week while the President was visiting a school. A horde of outlaws cowardly attacked with an empty plastic bottle (The video is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sofd91X5urs). After this attempt to behead the Republic the...

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Tags: Nicolas Sarkozy, plastic bottle, police investigation

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21 mai 2010

To blog or not to blog

Hi everyone, Don't worry for my mental health this blog has not been created because I decided to enter the modern world. It is actually due to two articles published in the French Newspaper "La Pravda" telling that you could be fired for a blog or a...

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Tags: History of this blog, References

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14 août 2010

There actually was a razzie around the corner

As mentioned in a previous message, I was expecting a lot from the A-Team movie. The trailer itself should be shown in the Museum of Human Stupidity for future generations to remember how Hollywood committed suicide. However no matter how bad a trailer...

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Tags: The A-Team, The A-Team movie trailer, The A-team trailer, movie, trailer, idiots, The A-Team movie

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21 mai 2010

There's a razzie coming around the corner

Good news, We entered a new decade not even six months ago but here they still are. Yes my friends, idiots have stricken again. They never really left but here they are back with a vengeance and a movie. Before you can enjoy it all by yourself let me...

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Tags: The A-Team, The A-Team movie trailer, The A-team trailer, movie, trailer, idiots

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24 mai 2010

Comment manger autre chose que des plats surgelés - Méthode 1

Tomates farcies Pour 4 personnes Ingrédients 8 belles tomates (env 2 kilo) 500g de porc haché (ou de chair a saucisse) 500g de boeuf haché 500g de riz 3 oignons Beurre Curry Huile Huile d‘olive Épices Sel Poivre Herbes aromatiques 1/2 litre d’eau Ustensiles...

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Tags: cuisine, recette, tomates, tomates farcies, comment manger autre chose que des plats surgelés, plats surgelés

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11 juin 2010

Journalists shall not be holding proof

In the idiots ruled France there is a race of people, the President really doesn't like. They're called journalists. You know the guys who report the news. Sometimes they even gather evidence about their claims to avoid lawsuits as they are supposed to...

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Tags: Nicolas Sarkozy, police investigation, France 3, Journalist, video

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11 juin 2010

Comment manger autre chose que des plats surgelés - Méthode 2

Croque-monsieur Pour une dizaine de croque-monsieurs Ingrédients 1 paquet de toasts 250g de fromage râpé 10 tranches de jambon blanc 250g de beurre Ustensiles 1 plat ou 1 grande assiette 1 couteau 1 appareil a croque-monsieur ou 1 poêle Préparation 30...

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Tags: cuisine, recette, comment manger autre chose que des plats surgelés, plats surgelés, croque-monsieur

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11 juin 2010

The idiots guild rules the office

As mentioned several times already the office where I work is filled with idiots. So here is their last achievement. One of my colleagues writes porn, which in itself is not a big deal. Until you send some 200 pages of adult rated stuff to the company...

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Tags: idiots, idiots gathering, call center, office

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25 juillet 2010

Idiots are trying to be hired in my team

After a few crazy weeks, now is time for me to inform you about my last encounters with idiots. I have been interviewing quite a few candidates for my new team and it turned out that idiots are trying to get a job from me. Due to the lateness I took with...

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Tags: idiots, idiots gathering, call center, office

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21 mai 2010

L'écran bleu qui louche

A Hollywood ou on s'y connait, on décrit le Claude Allègre comme le plus développé des logiciels d'effets spéciaux. Il impressionne tellement les réalisateurs que le roi du film d'action, Jerry Bruckheimer, (Rock, Armageddon, Pirates des Caraïbes...)*...

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Tags: Allègre, Claude Allègre, Politis, Pétition

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28 mai 2010

My idiotic colleague keeps inviting for a chat

One of the greatest challenges with working in a call center is that idiots live there in higher proportions that anywhere on this Earth (Governments excluded let's be honest). So we have this local representative of the idiots guild in the office and...

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Tags: idiots, idiots gathering, call center, office

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24 mai 2010

Saturday night idiots' gathering

Willing to put my life at risk for the greater good as usual, I decided to enter an idiots gathering facility on a saturday evening. I could easily spot the place as the 2 meter large screen of the idiot producing machine was advertised from the other...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine, idiots gathering, survival in the idiots world

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27 juin 2010

Idiots come on the calls

Another story about the fun and somehow depressing life in a call-center. A Germany firm signed a deal with the company I work for to have some of its activities outsourced. I was requested to take up the responsibility of building a team. The project...

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Tags: idiots, idiots gathering, call center, office

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5 février 2011

Idiots protect us against terrorism

During my late stay in Berlin I had to buy new socks. That seemed easy enough as the hotel stood in the centre of the city. So on a saturday, full of energy, I walked to a store nearby to buy two pairs of socks. No being willing to spend too much time...

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Tags: idiots, terrorism, Berlin

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21 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 1

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble Method Take your idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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21 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 2

W arning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble Method Spot your idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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22 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 4

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Bring your idiots producing machine outside (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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22 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 5

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Enter a store a walk to the tool area. Catch a hammer. Find your way to the idiots producing...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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21 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 3

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Find an idiots producing machine in a pub (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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24 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 6

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Take an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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11 juin 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 8

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Find an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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22 mai 2010

Don't forget your towel

The title of this message as well as 42 and the blog's title have been borrowed from Douglas Adams' book series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Definitely worth reading. For more info go to the following addresses: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_hitchhikers_guide_to_the_galaxy...

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Tags: History of this blog, References

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28 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 7

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Take an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...

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Tags: idiots, idiots producing machine

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