There's a razzie coming around the corner

Good news,

We entered a new decade not even six months ago but here they still are. Yes my friends, idiots have stricken again. They never really left but here they are back with a vengeance and a movie.

Before you can enjoy it all by yourself let me comment for you the worst trailer of the year so far (don't lose hope they'll be back stronger than ever).

Except if you left this Earth for over ten years you should have noticed that the cinema industry decided to shoot films inspired from TV series. I guess it reduces the costs as you don't actually have to pay a scenarist (imaginative people come awfully expensive these days) and it guarantees the public will show up. No cost sure revenue here is a good way to get a high return on investment but let's come back to our topic.

So the next crime from Hollywood appeared in the mind of a wall street golden boy who got fired for not foreseeing the subprimes' crisis and therefore was hired by the 20th Century Fox.

It's about a group of soldier condemned for a crime they never committed. Now they live as soldiers of fortune and if you can find them. May be you can hire:

THE A-TEAM

So now are you ready for it?

Are you ready for it?

Are you ready for it?

Okay don't say I didn't warn you.

Just in case we didn't know the background story, we're informed that A-team has been found guilty and there's innocent (come on pal we've been hearing that one for years in our childhood do we really need it in a trailer? Well seems Fox believes we do. They must think we're pretty stupid).

Of course, the good guys are not going to be executed like your average b lack in a Texan death row. So they escape (which also helps as otherwise the movie would end after ten minutes) with a cigar and a paper clip. Okay we've seen paper clips opening anything before but the cigar? Who would light up a cigar multiplying the chances of being caught by a hundred (it smokes and you can see it with infra-red) while running away from high security jail?

Eventually they managed to sit in the plane (admire how Face gives an express psychiatric therapy to BA who then loses his fear of flight in five minutes. My goodness! This guy outsmarts Freud by a light year or two). 

Once they've stolen the aircraft (innocent really?) they take off on the base runway breaking the windshield of all the jets. And that's where we learn that the American Army is the only military force in the World not considering useful for its transport plane to be able leave the warehouse where they're stored.

Unluckily for our heroes, the GIs owns another Dakota so they pursue them and shoot them. The A-team running faster than The Flash under steroids jump in a tank that just happened to be there after their plane has been hit. How they found time to install parachutes is an enigma that is nowhere near of being solved. While they fall, Face grabs the canon and destroy the enemies' aircraft. As the A-Team is innocent (Remember that? No okay go back up) the explosion doesn't harm the shooter, scratch the tank or cut a rope.The only possible explanation is an act of God (As usual God that we don't see but we know protects the wrongly condemned is one of the best characters in the movie and so is the tank).

I don't want to spoil the rest so I'll give you only of few hints.

BA explaining a fifty kilo guy that he should mess with him (seriously who wants to mess with a colossus like BA?)

The tyres growing around Face.

The helicopter catching the parachute.

And there are more.

Now I'm done just surf to below address and enjoy the ride:

http://www.ateam-movie.com/#/splashscreen

GD

PS: I'm planning a group viewing of the movie when it comes out to have a good laugh at the worst Hollywood can produce (release is planned at the beginning of August in Hungary). If you're interested just drop me a mail.

PPS : To Jonas Thank you for your enthusiastic support. Unfortunately I couldn't answer you as the E-mail address didn't work.

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[Jonas]

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