The idiots guild rules the office

As mentioned several times already the office where I work is filled with idiots. So here is their last achievement. One of my colleagues writes porn, which in itself is not a big deal. Until you send some 200 pages of adult rated stuff to the company printer and it crashes. As if it was not bad enough, the printing machine gives you away. Dear Mr XYZ your printing job encountered a problem at page 45.

Unluckily the company is full of people who stand for moral order and defend the printer toner with their life if it comes to it. No one shall use the company cartridge for non-business purposes and survive it. Therefore one of the idiots guild members of our floor went and turned my writer colleague to his manager.

The manager is a man with a quite a sense of drama so he decided to make an example of the rebellious writer. To achieve that he interrupted everybody's work asked the victim of the broken printer to stand forward and demanded an explanation about the 150 unrecovered pages of undesirable prose.

My colleague turned red and started sweating.

Now try to talk your way out of this one.

GD