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5 février 2011

Idiots protect us against terrorism

During my late stay in Berlin I had to buy new socks. That seemed easy enough as the hotel stood in the centre of the city. So on a saturday, full of energy, I walked to a store nearby to buy two pairs of socks. No being willing to spend too much time...
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14 août 2010

And the new danger for Humanity is...

And the new danger for Humanity is...
After the cows, the chicken, the lamb, the pig (feel free to complete the list) we thought we might actually survive for 3 months without any major epidemic coming but imagine what would happen to the pharmaceutical industry. No worldwide danger will...
14 août 2010

There actually was a razzie around the corner

As mentioned in a previous message, I was expecting a lot from the A-Team movie. The trailer itself should be shown in the Museum of Human Stupidity for future generations to remember how Hollywood committed suicide. However no matter how bad a trailer...
25 juillet 2010

Idiots are trying to be hired in my team

After a few crazy weeks, now is time for me to inform you about my last encounters with idiots. I have been interviewing quite a few candidates for my new team and it turned out that idiots are trying to get a job from me. Due to the lateness I took with...
27 juin 2010

Idiots come on the calls

Another story about the fun and somehow depressing life in a call-center. A Germany firm signed a deal with the company I work for to have some of its activities outsourced. I was requested to take up the responsibility of building a team. The project...
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11 juin 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 8

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Find an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...
11 juin 2010

The idiots guild rules the office

As mentioned several times already the office where I work is filled with idiots. So here is their last achievement. One of my colleagues writes porn, which in itself is not a big deal. Until you send some 200 pages of adult rated stuff to the company...
28 mai 2010

My idiotic colleague keeps inviting for a chat

One of the greatest challenges with working in a call center is that idiots live there in higher proportions that anywhere on this Earth (Governments excluded let's be honest). So we have this local representative of the idiots guild in the office and...
28 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 7

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Take an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...
24 mai 2010

Destroy an idiots producing machine - Method 6

Warning: The below mentioned idea is for fun only it is strongly advised NOT to put it in practice unless you want to end up into some kind of trouble. Method Take an idiots producing machine (it has a screen plays all kind of programs containing moving...
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