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Don't panic!
Don't panic!
14 août 2010

And the new danger for Humanity is...

After the cows, the chicken, the lamb, the pig (feel free to complete the list) we thought we might actually survive for 3 months without any major epidemic coming but imagine what would happen to the pharmaceutical industry. No worldwide danger will definitely result in Government cutting back on their vaccine spendings to focus on reducing their deficits, which would have a negative impact on the dividends paid to the shareholders.

Luckily the UK knows that it has a debt to settle to the stock owners. BP used to distribute cash the way only oil companies can but they are now facing a still unknown number of billions increase of their costs due to the leak in the Gulf of Mexico. The Queen being a nice girl she decided to help the Florida pensioners on the spot (actually both events are probably not correlated, I just think the idea is fun).

But how?

By finding a new super bacteria that resist every treatment of course. One more wave of panic and we will all rush to the nearest drug store paying any price to save our dear lives.

scanBe afraid. Contrary to the above mentioned enemies. Bacteria are invisible and everybody knows that an invisible foe is a dangerous one. We met our nemesis. They are going to destroy us. We are going to die (It has not started yet but wait it is coming).

To the last I survived 35 Doomsday and 23 deadly pandemic without taking any precaution but I noticed that the panic communication is very powerful.

Humanity has been around for 7 million years and I do not think it will disappear next w eek.

So as the title of this blog says.

Don't panic!

GD

The extract above comes from the following article:

http://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2010/08/13/des-super-bacteries-dans-les-valises-du-tourisme-medical_1398660_3244.html

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